Just send anything non-related to every other topic ,
Generally jokes or silly comments.
This is also a Topic for April Fools jokes.
I have murdered many people. This is not a joke. Or is it…? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9KhpwSxWq0
I have a hammer, but where’s the sickle
/j
It’s either Spanish or vanish
so inactive i’m gonna kill someone
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- What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
- What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
- What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
- Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
- How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it!
- What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
- What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
- Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
- Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
- What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.
- RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.
- Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
- I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
- Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!
- What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
- What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
- Where was King David’s temple located?
Beside his ear.
- What did one toilet say to another?
You look flushed.
- What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
- What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Aw, shucks!
- What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
- What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
- What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing. They fast.
- What has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every day.
- Why was the fish’s grades bad?
They were below sea level.
- What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1.
- What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh.
- Why shouldn’t you use a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
- What do you call a pig that practices karate?
A pork chop.
- What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
- What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup.
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
- Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
Because he’s always lion.
- What did one wall say to the other?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.”
- What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
- What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blue berry!
- Why are pirates called pirates?
They just ARRRR!
- How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
- What do cows read the most?
Cattle-logs.
- I lost an electron.
You really have to keep an ion them!
- What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunder pants!
- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
- What did 0 say to 8?
“Nice belt.”
- How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
- What did the drummer name her twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
- What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me!
- What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A hoarse raddish!
- Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
Because they are such fungis.
- Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Too many ears.
- Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet?
Because he always got lost at “C.”
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insert bad pyronesian dark humor here
He’s dead, no?
Lol yeah
OBJECTION! nuh uh!
Fuck you mean “nuh uh”?!
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It’s quite simple really. The first word, “nuh” is a sort of sarcastic slang in this situation for “no”. “Uh” usually indicates deep thought or confusion, but not here. To figure out that, let’s look at the whole thing. “Nuh Uh”. A quick search and viewing of situations in which this term is used can clearly indicate that “uh” technically means “way”. Thus, “nuh uh” means “no way”.
Danke, heil hi-
Cancel. Him. NOW!